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All signs point to aliens
Let’s face it. Aliens would like to survey the planet for take over and what easier way to do it then with passive balloons that appear human made.
Since the world hasn’t really noticed these since recently… I suspect solar flares has disrupted the cloaking technology on these UFO’s.
The government appears to be slow to release information that proves extraterrestrial in origin. We can expect to see some information leaked to slowly break it to people around the earth.
Then comes the first contact. Be forewarned not all people will likely make it past the alien culling… whether they will collect people for cheap slave labour or for a food source… time will tell.
For now I’m cutting down on fatty foods to lower body fat as well as eating foods that may taint the meat like curry or kimchi.
Also we should start recognizing that Trudeau is no longer Canada’s prime overlord. Hail be the alien overlords.
What else should we be doing to encourage proper human alien interactions that minimize human extinction?
I’m praying. Praying the aliens didn’t evolve from perch. If they did… I am royally hooped.
We could open up a few rooms in the house for alien tourists. More rooms if they ate any family members. If I do fall on their good side… I know some people I could recommend them eat first.
Now I’m wondering since we found the alien balloons … what about these tunnels in my lawn. I’ve never seen these “moles or voles”. Maybe they are autonomous alien digging probes?
Gezz guys. We should focus more on important stuff and cancel the rest. Let’s start with the hockey pool. Return everyone’s money.
Looking up right now I think I saw any alien ship cloaked.
All hail the alien over lords.
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Finally the aliens have arrived, I ordered some new Binoculars from some far away galaxy around 240 years ago. Could this be them finally….I should have told you all, ya I’m 275 years old, I got here on a party balloon with a Mickey Mouse face…and No I do not want to go see your leader!
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Day drinking Sun?
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If Aliens were smart...they wouldn't land on planet Earth...
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02-13-2023, 05:55 PM
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Pretty much.
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That's a long winded, failed approach to get your money back.
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We've probably peed them off thoroughly by now, a little pay back shouldn't be unexpected. 
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Fixed it for you.
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They want you to drink the coolaid. But I’m sticking with Dr Pepper. Aliens like outside the box drinkers.
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That’s what an alien hater would say.
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Originally Posted by Sundancefisher
Let’s face it. Aliens would like to survey the planet for take over and what easier way to do it then with passive balloons that appear human made.
Since the world hasn’t really noticed these since recently… I suspect solar flares has disrupted the cloaking technology on these UFO’s.
The government appears to be slow to release information that proves extraterrestrial in origin. We can expect to see some information leaked to slowly break it to people around the earth.
Then comes the first contact. Be forewarned not all people will likely make it past the alien culling… whether they will collect people for cheap slave labour or for a food source… time will tell.
For now I’m cutting down on fatty foods to lower body fat as well as eating foods that may taint the meat like curry or kimchi.
Also we should start recognizing that Trudeau is no longer Canada’s prime overlord. Hail be the alien overlords.
What else should we be doing to encourage proper human alien interactions that minimize human extinction?
I’m praying. Praying the aliens didn’t evolve from perch. If they did… I am royally hooped.
We could open up a few rooms in the house for alien tourists. More rooms if they ate any family members. If I do fall on their good side… I know some people I could recommend them eat first.
Now I’m wondering since we found the alien balloons … what about these tunnels in my lawn. I’ve never seen these “moles or voles”. Maybe they are autonomous alien digging probes?
Gezz guys. We should focus more on important stuff and cancel the rest. Let’s start with the hockey pool. Return everyone’s money.
Looking up right now I think I saw any alien ship cloaked.
All hail the alien over lords.
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Yes. And if we shoot down any more UAOs or UFOs that mother ship will be coming very soon!
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I shot twice at a coyote and missed today.
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when it happens.
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"I for one welcome our new alien overlords"
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I see everyone is ignoring the elephant in the room... contrails.
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I think they started by letting us elect one of them..... Take your pick on Municipal, Provincial or Federal elections - all seem to be from somewhere off world.
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If it is aliens then Earth is basically their version of the zoo. Endless entertainment here.
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If it is aliens then Earth is basically their version of the zoo. Endless entertainment here.
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Time for an alien-defense caliber thread?!
BBQ/Smoker recipes?
Do they make for a good sushi?
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One would think not to be taking a drink of coffee when opening some threads...
Caber, that was hilarious....
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I like 270 WSM! Really reach out and touch em!!!
Maybe they taste like chicken... I mean... everything kind of does... so I think I'd have smoke them with apple wood after soaking them in a brine for 24 hours!!!
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Food is defined as "anything you are hungry enough to eat". 
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Operation Blue Beam.
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I am heading out perch fishing. Plan is to start by stomping down a landing circle and adding in the words “welcome alien friends” with foot prints.
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I’m waiting for the “REVEAL”……when Klaus Schwab unzips and peels his skin suit off……to reveal the frog-like alien that more closely matches his accent and lips.
And our minister of safety Mendocino follows…showing his true frog lipped appearance.
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Do better than NASA. 
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let’s face it. Aliens would like to survey the planet for take over and what easier way to do it then with passive balloons that appear human made.
Since the world hasn’t really noticed these since recently… i suspect solar flares has disrupted the cloaking technology on these ufo’s.
The government appears to be slow to release information that proves extraterrestrial in origin. We can expect to see some information leaked to slowly break it to people around the earth.
Then comes the first contact. Be forewarned not all people will likely make it past the alien culling… whether they will collect people for cheap slave labour or for a food source… time will tell.
For now i’m cutting down on fatty foods to lower body fat as well as eating foods that may taint the meat like curry or kimchi.
Also we should start recognizing that trudeau is no longer canada’s prime overlord. Hail be the alien overlords.
What else should we be doing to encourage proper human alien interactions that minimize human extinction?
I’m praying. Praying the aliens didn’t evolve from perch. If they did… i am royally hooped.
We could open up a few rooms in the house for alien tourists. More rooms if they ate any family members. If i do fall on their good side… i know some people i could recommend them eat first.
Now i’m wondering since we found the alien balloons … what about these tunnels in my lawn. I’ve never seen these “moles or voles”. Maybe they are autonomous alien digging probes?
Gezz guys. We should focus more on important stuff and cancel the rest. Let’s start with the hockey pool. Return everyone’s money.
Looking up right now i think i saw any alien ship cloaked.
All hail the alien over lords.
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