Only in GP

One of my wife's assistants had some excitement today. A moose had wandered in to town and F&W tried to tranq it but instead of going to sleep it got belligerent and started attacking people! Just as F&W rushes to the truck and leapt back out loading a rifle in the process the work-from-his-home neighbor looks out the window. To his horror an armed man is running down the street! He frantically called 911 and the resulting blue and red rodeo sealed the poor moose's fate.
When she got home for lunch and asked her husband about the huge blood stain in the front yard - I guess the poor guy still couldn't catch his breath trying to tell her about the excitable young fellow next door.